Note To Self:
Do not say “Screw you” to your math book in the middle of class out loud again.
Note To Self:
Try not to kick boyfriend in the groin again, even on accident.
Note to self:
Guys are hopeless, don’t try to explain their math homework to them.
Note to self:
Do not go on a date with Destiny, just remember that he screwed up your life.
Note to self:
Don’t try tofu again. Not even if it’s covered in whip cream.
Note to self:
When guy calls you hot, just settle for the middle finger.
Note to self:
When destiny calls… make sure it has the right number.
